300+ of the Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guy

Tinder is quite famous for all the right reasons! The application is very convenient, exciting, and maybe the perfect chance to meet your partner. But what makes the experience even better is a funny bio to attract the right people to your profile. Some of you might be wondering if there are any rules for tinder, but here’s when things get even better because you can now take your Tinder to another level through your bios. 

Remember that a funny bio is a reflection and shows a good sense of humor, which is one of the traits that women look for in men. So find out what bios make the ladies swipe right!

Best 300+ Tinder Bios for Guys to Get a Swipe Right

We have listed up to 300+ tinder bios for guys to humor the ladies around you. Let’s dive in to find out about the bios to make your dating profiles stand out.

1. The eligible bachelor of the month
2. Nothing’s going right, so swipe, right?
3. A guy with a pimple and a girl with a dimple go together perfectly. 
4. No more hookups when I can take you on a roller coaster to find true love
5. Let’s get bored together this weekend 
6. I need someone honest, not perfect. 
7. In advance, thanks for swiping right.
8. New place, old game, baby. 
9. Can’t find your teddy, swipe right to cuddle with me.
10. Take me before anyone takes away your opportunity. 
11. Believe me, let’s make the 8th wonder of the world. 
12. My love is so loyal; even my dog feels insecure. 
13. I have the attention span of a baby, but let me focus on you. 
14. Please wait; good profile lines are still getting ready. 
15. Tall, dark, and handsome, so I tick all the boxes. 
16. Pardon me, are you talking to me? I can only hear princesses.
17. I’m the human who’s equivalent to a warm cup of coffee.
18. I can never fit in; I was born to stand out.
19. Since we’re living in a simulation, let’s make the most of it. 
20. I am the guy your parents warned you about 
21. New year, new guy, new experience
22. Experience the thrill with me to the fullest
23. A guy that knows how to have a good time
24. Let’s ROFL together and have the greatest time
25. I’m a Victoria Secret model, it’s a secret that not even Victoria knows about.
26. I don’t even care if you are a killer at this point
27. For the Love of God, someone please date me so I can stop being a mama’s boy
28. The last time I was someone’s type was when I was donating blood. 
29. B+ is the way to life
30. Personality 20/10, eyes 10/10, and looks 10/10
31. Your eyes will agree, I am the sight you don’t want to miss out on
32. I hope you like bad boys, because I’m bad at everything 
33. If you’re looking for a good night, I’m your guy if not then I am not the guy for you. 
34. It’s all about good timing, and let me assure you the time has come for you
35. I always root for the underdog
36. I would rather be comfortable than dressed up
37. Let’s drive together and take the scenic route 
38. A Netflix and chill type of go, but I will let you define the chill
39. Always up for a challenge 
40. Sucker for good rom coms.
41. I am the lift of the party, always up for a good time 
42. Tired of the chase? Let’s manifest happy endings
43. Let me fulfill all your romance novel fantasies
44. I don’t have Ebola
45. The only fabric I own is Husband material 
46. Can’t promise you the world, but can promise you long drives and nuggets every Friday
47. Just here to find my Tinderella 
48. Still don’t know what you’re looking for? Leave it on me to satisfy you 
49. I have a terrible sense of direction, so there is a chance you might get lost with me forever 
50. Innocent looks and dirty mind go very well together, good thing is I have both
51. If you’re reading this, you’re as lonely as I am
52. I’m like pizza, hot and cold don’t matter because I always taste good
53. I’m vegan but I’m ready to make an exception for you 
54. I don’t always use Tinder, but when I do I make sure to swipe right 
55. Dip your feet in shallow waters with me 
56. I’m not into games but I’ll make an exception for you 
57. No games unless it involves chocolate and you
58. Not looking for a serious time, just looking to have a great night 
59. Thick thighs is my type
60. I need someone who shares the same love for Star Wars 
61. Let me Edward while you can be my Vivian 
62. I love waking up with strangers and in random places
63. Sucker for sunsets and beautiful girls 
64. You do not have to worry about me because I come with a week’s trial 
65. 30-day trial and returning policy available if you choose me 
66. I am batman, you can be my batwoman
67. My personality is like fine wine, getting better with age 
68. I’ll defend your honour but not your clothes
69. Curves and cellulite don’t scare me, I love a woman who can have a good meal
70. Burgers and fries, a great movie, and you as dessert is the definition of a perfect night 
71. People say my personality is like chocolate truffle, it get’s better when you reach the centre
72. Not the type of guy who picks up girls at the bar, so Tinder is my way to shine
73. Looking for a no-stings attached arrangement 
74. Sign up to have a great weekend/time/life 
75. I am a good guy but I have tattoos and piercings in places you really want to find out
76. You owe it to yourself to have a good time 
77. Get lost in me or in my bed 
78. 23 and single, so let’s do this together!
79. I don’t make mistakes, I date them. But this time I really want to make things right 
80. Will treat you like Kanye treats Kanye 
81. Don’t judge, you are Tinder as well. 
82. Good bio is under construction 
83. Your secrets will always stay safe with me because there is a high chance I didn’t pay attention 
84. Attention span of a baby but know how to treat others like one 
85. Future you will be so glad you swiped right 
86. Looking for a duet partner, I am a professional bathroom singer 
87. I am rude, but I make it up by being excellent at every other thing 
88. Be my Ygritte and I will be your Jon Snow
89. Open for numerous ethinicities 
90. I am an artist, so do you want me to paint me like one of my french girls?
91. The Bonnie to your Clyde
92. The Romeo to your Julliet but without any family drama 
93. Incase I take your breath away, I do know how to do CPR. Coz I don’t have CPR certification.
94. I am a nightmare dressed like a daydream
95. A little spice and everything nice
96. I am all that dreams are made off
97. Need a hiking partner 
98. Seeking out for a professional car singer
99. Love to take risks and test limits, so watch out 
100. My love language is physician touch so I can’t wait for the 5th date 
101. Fun fact: My mom thinks I am a decent guy 
102. I am not a fan of cheesy pick up lines, But I really know how to show people gouda time
103. Drunk eyes and sober habits 
104. 2 things that make me stand out: I can cook and eat
105. No hookups just love 
106. You look like my next mistake 
107. Love’s a game, wanna play?
108. Do you want someone to catch you when you fall? Then I am the guy for you 
109. I want someone to laugh and feel silly with 
110. Lets just give it a try
111. POV: you’re having the time of your life 
112. New city, new partner in crime 
113. Happiness is all I want, so will you be mine?
114. Am I in heaven? Because I just saw a piece of it
115. No liars
116. Two reasons to date me: I smell good, and please 
117. A perfect for gentleman.
118. To the girls under 30: I am looking to have a good time 
119. To the girls above 30: I am ready to settle 
120. Let’s set healthy boundaries together
121. Looking for someone to bring to family gatherings so they’ll stop thinking something’s wrong with me.
122. This is how I’d describe myself in emojis: 
123. Titanic, sorry that was a horrible ice breaker 
124. Gif war, cheesy pick up line and blind date? 
125. Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and hope they like you as much as I do. 
126. Are you a bts song? Because I would never play you. 
127. I’m planning on suing Spotify for not including you in the Hottest Single of the Week!
128. I may not be Einstein, but I know how to please a woman. 
129. Proceed with caution.
130. If you’re looking for a man who knows how to please you, no further. 
131. I want to be one to ruin your marriage! 
132. Just got dumped? No worries! Let’s make your ex jealous?
133. Hot single male who’s ready for a drama-free relationship 
134. I’m a recovering bad boy, looking for some sass.
135. Disclaimer: I may cause dependency and the minute you get a taste of me you can’t let go! 
136. Looking for someone who’s ready to sweat with me? Let’s hit the gym together!
137. Sucker for a good laugh and thick legs, if you have both hit me up!
138. How do you like your eggs for breakfast? I like mine runny with a side of someone special. 
139. I’m looking to be a unicorn and can give free trips to the moon and back.
140. Looking for a foodie so we can conquer the world one pizza at a time. 
141. Just want to be with someone who shares the same passion as me; making poor life choices. 
142. No hookups but will make exceptions for brunettes 
143. Will make you laugh so loud you’ll get abs 
144. In search of someone to beat the gloominess this rainy season 
145. Swipe right for cuddles by the fireplace 
146. Swipe right to make me Mr. Right 
147. Just looking for my Queen so we can make bad decisions together 
148. Just trying to find my Disney Princess 
149. Attempting to find a girl online because apparently the bar doesn’t work anymore 
150. You’re probably wondering why you’re still single, let’s figure this out together 
151. Available for weddings, nights out, funerals and everything in between.
152. Need someone to procrastinate with so both of us don’t regret the time that we wasted 
153. If my pet likes you, then there is an automatic inclination from my side too. 
154. Ready to meet new girls and to see where things go 
155. Need someone who appreciates waffles and long walks on the beach
156. Looking for someone who can keep up with a desire for food and other things 
157. I’m tall, dark and handsome and… available 
158. Let’s get lost in each other’s eyes so swipe right and don’t miss the chance 
159. Message me if you think you can impress my cat in 2 minutes 
160. Desperately searching for my match, but still no luck
161. Do you want to build an igloo with me? So we can have our private winter wonderland 
162. Single but not desperate (on most days)
163. Do you have an opening for something permanent? 
164. If I were a movie, I’d be rated R 
165. If I were a vegetable, I’d be a hot pepper 
166. You just look like my next girl 
167. Just here to find someone who can put up with me 
168. I believe in equality, so ask me out 
169. I’m a sucker for a good love story, that’s the reason why I’m single and not ready mingle 
170. Willing to try anything to make memories 
171. Your name feels like wifi because I’m feeling a connection 
172. Call me maybe?
173. I’m a cowboy looking for his cowgirl 
174. Searching for a small spoon for a my big spoon 
175. I’m a classic you should really try out 
176. Out of my mind, but back in a minute 
177. I’m limited edition you don’t want to miss out on 
178. Scared of heights but really want to skydive 
179. My hair is my biggest asset 
180. Let’s make plans for tonight?
181. Accepting applications to be the best guy in your life 
182. Still trying to figure out what’s the point of writing a bio
183. Message me so we can get to know each others 
184. If your bio didn’t
185. Scared of commitment 
186. Love a woman who knows what she wants 
187. Want a match like PB & J. 
188. Let’s not complicate it, be my cuddle partner 
189. Obsessed with Taylor Swift 
190. Fun fact: I sneeze when I’m nervous 
191. I’m really not like most guys 
192. Just swipe right already 
193. Brown eyes, 6’2 and ready for anything 
194. Make me your personal teddy
195. Swipe right and make me your type 
196. I’m everyone’s type 
197. I’m the type who deserves a swipe right 
198. To the right If you think I’m a catch 
199. Just looking for someone who can appreciate witty puns 
200. I’m not a player, but I crush a lot 
201. Looking to settle down, only if you have a sense of humour that’s fire 
202. Let’s be partners in crimes, only if you want to be part of my energy. 
203. I’m out here trying to find someone who can keep up with me
204. A simple man with basic needs 
205. If you know how to have a good time, you can have me 
206. I’m both homebody turned to life of the party 
207. No games, only serious business 
208. Let’s make puzzles together, are you the piece that’s been missing in my life?
209. Not here for hookups, really want someone to eat icecream with 
210. An aspiring writer who wants to make the most in his story 
211. What are you waiting for? Swipe already!
212. Tinder is no place for home bodies so if you’re looking to enjoy then let’s go out sometime 
213. Don’t want to waste time so only serious business allowed 
214. Some people say I am very similar to Shia LeBeouf, but without the talent or money.
215. Don’t message me if your idea of a good time doesn’t involve at least one of the following: food, sports, and a whole lot of fun.
216. I’m not into dating, but my mom says I have to because I’I just turned 30 and she really wants grand kids.
217. Finally single after years of serious monogamy, now just looking for someone to share Netflix passwords with
218. Don’t let this dad bod fool you women, this guy surely knows how to party, just ask all my exes.
219. If you’re looking for someone who is spontaneous, then look no further. I once left my house without wearing my pants. 
220. I’ll be your Boy toy and Prince charming, whatever you want to.
221. On our first date, let’s go somewhere so we can get lost in each others eyes. 
222. Are you going to keep swipimng or are you going to initiate a conversation?
223. So how many people have you turned down tonight so far?
224. Not looking for something serious, but I would like to have a casual drink and see where everything go.
225. I’m not a high maintenance guy and do not want a high-maintenance girl 
226. I am looking for someone who can handle my sarcasm and wit. 
227. I’m an Aquarius, loves cats, and like to have a good time. 
228. It’s not easy being me 
229. A weird combination of Ted and Barney, so you can have fun 
230. Looking for a real women to avoid the weekly club scene 
231. Cute enough to take your breath away, and smart enough to bring it back
232. I don’t put a napkin in my lap when I eat at restaurants. You know why? Because I believe in myself. 
233. They said, you do not have a bio, And I said, “ I have been focusing on chemistry.”
234. Can someone tell me how to lower the difficulty settings on Tinder?
235. I don’t want a partner in crime. I commit all my crimes on my own. I would never drag you into it. 
236. Even I’d date me 
237. Not here for a long time, but for a good time. 
238. Swipe right if you want to find love but in a hopeless place. 
239. I’m mentally ill and ready to thrill
240. I’m here to catch Pokemon, not feelings 
241. In the city for business, but do feel free to provide the pleasure. I am open for hookups and dates.
242. Let me take you on the wildest horse ride with me 
243. I’m not into taking things slowly 
244. I have a  stable job, a fancy car, and won’t ask you to send pics. 
245. I’m 6’2 and will put you on my shoulders in concerts and in the pool
246. Love me some bacon with a side of you
247. I like my women like I like my coffee, black with two cubes of sugar, and a pump of creamer.
248. A warrior not a worrier
249. Looking for a badass, because I already have a good ass
250. Good smells and a curvy body is the key to my heart. 
251. Call me turkish delight, because I’m always the last one to be picked.
252. Always give 100%, unless you’re giving blood. 
253. 69% gentleman, and 31% you’ll have to find out 
254. Are you mortgage? Because you have got my interest. 
255. Are we in an elevator or is it my heart that’s taking off?
256. Love at first swipe 
257. Certified boyfriend material
258. Optimus Fine
259. Are you Alexa? Because you auto-complete me
260. The name’s Microsoft. Is it cool that I crash at your place?
261. Prince on the streets and freak in the sheets
262. Feel free to add me to your to-do list
263. I don’t disappoint 
264. Not drunk, but surely intoxicated by you
265. Is your body McDonalds? Because I’m lovin it!
266. Naughty or nice? You get to decide
267. Take me away before someone else get’s me 
268. Don’t worry because you just have to start, the rest I’ll manage. 
269. Limited period offer, grab this guy in 2 days to have the time of your life. 
270. My imagination is far ahead than the 50 Shades of Grey
271. My love is on sale, so looking for a perfect partner to crack a deal with. 
272. 50 Shades of Me 
273. Do you want to try something different tonight?
274. Pick up and Drop it facilities available 
275. In search for Friends (with benefits) but I can’t promise to fall for you. 
276. Don’t expect honesty, but you can expect satisfaction.
277. Funnier and sexier than your ex, but with a dash of richness. 
278. Attention, no drama queen allowed in here!
279. I’m a keeper, now choose which one you want me to be.
280. Swipe right if you have a good sense of humour because I don’t 
281. It’s been a long week, isn’t it? Let’s get together this weekend and have a great time. My name is … and I am a businessman.
282. Beginner level in the relationship category but well-experienced in others. 
283. I’m not perfect. You aren’t perfect. We can be imperfect together.
284. Today I am feeling off so need someone to turn me on.
285. You look like you need Vitamin D, let me help you get it the right way. 
286. I’m the pirate who will surely bring your treasure out no matter where it is hidden. 
287. I need some kisses urgently, but do not worry it will be returned to you with interest. 
288. Please remember my name, you will need it while screaming it tonight. 
289. I’ve been dreaming about having a perfect night, so if you have the same thoughts then swipe right to have the best night!
290. If you take yourself seriously then I’ll be here for a longer time, but if you don’t then we can hook up and call it a night!
291. Not all boys are the same, I am completely different person while talking and an animal when I’m alone with someone.
292. Let’s get the freak show on the road!
293. Make it fun, add me to your to-do list and see me leave you laughing and satisfied 
294. Not into the casual dating scene anymore. Need someone to have a good time with. 
295. I don’t have to try because I’m a genuine guy who you can rely on.
296. Swipe right if you want to prove that you still have it in you to pick up a hot date.
297. Swipe right if you think fun is all you want, swipe left if you want something permanent
298. Test how swipe right works on Tinder and watch me help you have a good time. 
299. Swipe left if you want to die a virgin
300. Swipe right if you’re looking for a relationship, but want to begin with checking chemistry
301. Swipe right and then let’s meet at my place. 
302. Cute enough to take your breath away and kind enough to bring it back
303. Let me light up your world and help you have a good time 
304. If what you’re looking for is personality, then I’m the guy who has a ton of them. 
305. A package deal you do not want to miss out this holiday season
306. Find me under your christmas tree as the best present 
307. Seeking a good companion for myself because I am the King of making poor choices
308. I am a doctor so I know all about biology, chemistry and physics.
309. Hey ladies! If you’re looking for a man with muscles, tattoos, and a huge…heart, then I am the man for you!
310. I may not be Edison, but I surely know how to light up your life. 

In Short

Tinders all about having a good time without being answerable to anyone. You can easily define what you’re looking for without the fear of people judging you because so many others want the same thing as you do. With the best tinder bios for guys you can make your dating profiles stand out and easily impress the ladies. So use any of the funny tinder bios we have listed here to find a partner or someone to have fun with. Our list includes unique and tested bios for funny profiles on Tinder. Who doesn’t love a good sense of humour?

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